Purbrick Taylor
Doing Business the Right Way
Since opening in 2000, Purbrick has been proud to serve the Surrey community. He is committed to not only providing quality products and services, but going above and beyond to ensure the customers are completely satisfied. We welcome you to look through our site to see all we have to offer.
Purbrick Taylor is a top notch supervillain-former-vagabond who went from rags to riches (but retains the rags). Currently aged 34, he constructed his own mansion, featuring a £250 million pound painting of Henry VIII next to a £25 hat stand from IKEA. With unparalleled power and control, Purbrick has an army of willing participants at his disposal. His most famous scheme was poisoning the entire Jack Daniels chain back in 2017.